Aboot Us

Hey there, fellow Canucks. I’m just an average Canadian in Ottawa, trying to get by with a sense of humour—because let’s be real, you kinda need one these days. You might catch me at the embassy protests—just don’t ask for my name. Gotta keep things low-key in case they decide to ship me off to Guantanamo Bay.

When I’m not navigating this wild ride, you’ll find me at Timmies, probably with a blueberry fritter in hand. Classic.

Thanks for supporting me on this adventure. Us Canadians gotta stick together, eh?