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Elbows Up Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Elbows Up Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $21.99 CAD
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The Great Canadian Tee – Built Tough, Eh?

You’ve just found your new go-to tee, bud. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (softer than a fresh Timbit, eh?), this beauty is built for comfort and durability—kinda like a good old-fashioned outdoor rink. With double stitching on the neckline and sleeves, it’ll hold up whether you’re throwing high-fives at the hockey game or wrestling a beaver (please don’t wrestle beavers).

Why this tee is softer than a polar bear’s paws on plush pine:

100% ring-spun cotton, because we keep it real.
Sport Grey? 90% cotton, 10% polyester—still cozy, still Canadian.
Dark Heather? 65% polyester, 35% cotton—like a well-worn plaid shirt.
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – lightweight, but not flimsy.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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