Make America Go Away – The Ultimate Zip-Up for Maximum Distance ✅🍁
Soft, warm, and ready for whenever you need a little extra buffer zone, this zip-up hoodie is the perfect blend of comfort and quiet resistance. Whether you're braving the cold, dodging geopolitical drama, or just trying to enjoy your double-double in peace, this fleece-lined beauty has got you covered—literally.
Features:
✅ 50% cotton, 50% polyester – Because compromise is sometimes necessary
✅ Soft fleece inside & out – Feels like a diplomatic way to say “please stay over there”
✅ Sturdy metal zipper – For those times you need a quick exit
✅ Front pouch pockets – Store snacks, hands, or your stress about the next election
✅ Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord – A cozy shield from the noise
✅ Double-needle stitching – Built to last, unlike certain trade agreements
