Make Americans Go Away Unisex T-Shirt

Make Americans Go Away - The Most Canadian Shirt Ever 🍁

Tired of saying "sorry" when a tourist blocks the Tim Hortons drive-thru? Wish you had a subtle way to reclaim your peaceful igloo life? This 100% cotton classic tee delivers your message with the politeness of a passive-aggressive "eh."

Whether you're dodging snowbirds in your local grocery store or just trying to keep your moose trail American-free, this structured and comfy tee has got your back (literally). Bonus: It's extra trendy, just like poutine and complaining about gas prices.

Features:
✅ Made for Canadians—soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering over your flannel
✅ Built to last—like your grandma’s Tupperware
✅ Pairs well with—toques, hockey games, and avoiding eye contact

Wear it with pride, and let’s keep the Great White North just a little bit cozier. 🍁 Sorry not sorry.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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