Tariff Sheriff Classic Fit Unisex Tee

Tariff Sheriff: Layin’ Down the Law on Unfair Trade, Eh?

Listen up, partner—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they don’t take too kindly to unfair deals. The Tariff Sheriff tee is for the Canuck who stands tall, plays fair, and isn’t afraid to call out a bad trade when they see one. Whether you’re negotiatin’ in the boardroom, flippin’ burgers at the backyard BBQ, or just struttin’ down the street with that "Yeah, I buy Canadian" swagger, this classic cotton tee’s got yer back.

Made from 100% cotton (because synthetic blends just don’t cut it in a proper trade dispute), this shirt’s got structure, durability, and just the right amount of “take off, we’re keepin’ this local.” It holds its shape, keeps its lines sharp, and layers like a dream—perfect for those chilly nights when you're sittin’ around the fire, rantin’ about import taxes.

And since this beauty comes in unisex sizing, it’s made for everyone—because in Canada, all are welcome, eh? Whether you’re a cowboy, a cowgirl, or just a cow-person standin’ up for what’s right, this tee’s got you covered.

Why this tee’s tougher than a moose on a mission:

✔ 100% cotton – Because real Canucks appreciate the good stuff
✔ Unisex sizing – ‘Cause fairness isn’t just for trade deals
✔ Tubular fabric & open-end yarn – No weak links here, bud
✔ Taped neck and shoulders – For extra durability when you’re throwin’ elbows (metaphorically, of course)
✔ Double seam at sleeves & bottom hem – Built to last, just like Canada’s spirit

So go on, suit up, and let ‘em know—the Tariff Sheriff is on duty, and there ain’t no funny business goin’ down on your watch.